Tuesday, November 23, 2010

My plan for world domination

It's been a while since I've posted. So, here goes:


MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION.

1. Graduate
2. Get a decent job with a decent paycheck
3. Use the spare change from my monthly salary to open a business. (Plus bank loan, if necessary)

Fast forward 10 years after Step #3:

4. Use some of the profit from business to open a shelter for abandoned cats and dogs.
5. Active promotion via YouTube and Facebook showing the cuteness of the kittehs and doggies.
6. Expand overseas through donations
7. Repeat Step 5 and 6

===> WORLD DOMINATION!!!!


See, who says world domination can't go hand-in-hand with morality.

Besides, cats have always longed for world domination. I am helping them achieve it.

Meanwhile, do visit websites for animal shelter; help take care of those animals in need of our love.

http://www.spca.org.my/v51/

Some websites about cats:

http://icanhascheezburger.com/
http://www.theittybittykittycommittee.com/
http://fuckyeahfelines.tumblr.com/

P.S.: If you see anyone hurting animals in any way, just shoot them square on the head. Scum like that doesn't deserve to live.

P.P.S: If any of you need a wrench to shove up that person's arse, contact me.

4 comments:

  1. I LOL at the fast forward 10 years

    what the heck Im gonna do with new york weather forecast??

    I approved this post.

    hey why the link cannot be click??!

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  2. because i'm posting from New York (in my mind)

    and don't be lazy, copy paste the link man...

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  3. I love your no.4 plan! stray dogs and cats should been given shelter and cares.

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  4. wow. was blogwalking. clicking here and there, and end up here. i think i kinda recognise you

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